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Funny things to say to a hot girl

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Life is fun and it is important we learn how to go through it having fun. There are some things you can say in a conversation and people would either crack up or go — who the heck are you?

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When you know the right things to say, you can actually make people laugh even in the most boring of situations. These are not jokes you have to crack your head to say, they are some few random things everyone should know. But then, the way and manner you say them, can add some humor to it. Here are some funny random things to say. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands, reach under the Funny things to say to a hot girl and ask for toilet paper.

Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say: Pretend to pass out in a busy place.

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Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza.

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We need to go. In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.

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Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. Tape a walkie-talkie to a tree or a lamppost and as people walk by say some random innuendos. In winter put snowballs in your freezer, then in summer, throw them at people who are sunbathing.

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What They Do and How to Navigate the About Us Contact us Privacy Policy. Looking for funny things to say to a girl or a boy we have made a complete list of the You're hot like coffee, sweet like sugar and filled with a little extra pep to. humor to it. Here are some funny random things to say. When you know the right things to say, Funny things to say to a hot girl can actually make people laugh even in the most boring of situations.

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Here is a list of funny things you can say to a girl, we hope you'll find them am gonna tell NASA that you are smoking hot and the real cause of global warming.

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